To: Mom
SMS: I’m online at facebook, looking up my dad’s hot friends. Mmm, grownups, I like it!
Answer: none

Explanation: Haha, my friend and I had this discussion about older guys earlier, and later on that night I checked out my dads friends, and was going to text my friend about it. When I saw that I texted this wrong, I ran down the stairs to my mom’s phone and deleted the SMS. A happy ending!

To: Wife
SMS: This is driving me crazy. My wife is crying and get’s upset for everything. It feels like I’m living in some kind of depressed hell. What am I going to do? I’m doing everything I can to make her happy, but every time we have different opinions about things, the tears starts to come.
Answer: I don’t get any happier reading this SMS. Who were you going to tell?

Explanation: I felt nasty about asking advice from my best friend, but I sent it wrong. The next evening was all about talking and crying.

To: Best mate
Sms: hey.. i just wanted to say ive realy liked you for a while now.
Answer: OMG ive felt the same way!
Explanation: Ahh well i was suposed to send it to a girl i liked. and i still havnt talked to my mate. i realy hope he waas joking
/ KL

To: physiotherapist
SMS: I just ate some yoghurt that poured down my lips. Who do you think I was thinking about?
Answer: Haha, you were thinking about me?

Explanation: I should text this to my boyfriend, who was at work. Instead I sent this to my physiotherapist. And he is also a sexy type

To: Mommy
SMS: Hello honey, it was a while since last time we did it. I got the feeling that it’s time for one or two rounds soon.
Answer: None

Explanation: I was going to text this girl I had an affair with earlier. But it went wrong, and my Mom got the SMS. I felt really ashamed when this happened!