To: Mom
SMS: I saw your pictures at ”Guess her beaver”
Answer: What pictures?

Explanation: Three minutes after the first answer I got another SMS: “What are you talking about, that is a site about porn??”. The SMS was a prank against one of my female friends, but it went very wrong.

To: Mom
SMS: What have you done with your porn film?
Answer: Do you really need to have it?

Explanation: Should have sent this to my boyfriend, who had lost his porn film at my place. Unfortunately, my mom got the SMS.

To: Mom
SMS: I’m online at facebook, looking up my dad’s hot friends. Mmm, grownups, I like it!
Answer: none

Explanation: Haha, my friend and I had this discussion about older guys earlier, and later on that night I checked out my dads friends, and was going to text my friend about it. When I saw that I texted this wrong, I ran down the stairs to my mom’s phone and deleted the SMS. A happy ending!

To: Wife
SMS: This is driving me crazy. My wife is crying and get’s upset for everything. It feels like I’m living in some kind of depressed hell. What am I going to do? I’m doing everything I can to make her happy, but every time we have different opinions about things, the tears starts to come.
Answer: I don’t get any happier reading this SMS. Who were you going to tell?

Explanation: I felt nasty about asking advice from my best friend, but I sent it wrong. The next evening was all about talking and crying.

To: Mommy
SMS: Hello honey, it was a while since last time we did it. I got the feeling that it’s time for one or two rounds soon.
Answer: None

Explanation: I was going to text this girl I had an affair with earlier. But it went wrong, and my Mom got the SMS. I felt really ashamed when this happened!