To: Mom
SMS: I saw your pictures at ”Guess her beaver”
Answer: What pictures?

Explanation: Three minutes after the first answer I got another SMS: “What are you talking about, that is a site about porn??”. The SMS was a prank against one of my female friends, but it went very wrong.

To: Mom
SMS: What have you done with your porn film?
Answer: Do you really need to have it?

Explanation: Should have sent this to my boyfriend, who had lost his porn film at my place. Unfortunately, my mom got the SMS.

To: N (This guy I’m meeting)
SMS: I’m bored, laying in his bed while he’s peeing. Nothing is happening. I didn’t get here to talk about the weather, I want to make out. I have tried to give him the signs, but he doesn’t get them. gaah
Answer: I met this guy who liked me very much, and while he was away peeing I wrote this SMS to my friend. But instead of sending this to her, I sent it to the guy I was meeting. The situation after the SMS was a little awkward.

Explanation:

To: Sergio
SMS: I was thinking last night, and I realized that Sergio must be gay. Don’t you think? He hasn’t any girls at all, he never even talks about them. And on top of that, he always talks about other guys in magazines and TV-programs.
Answer: What about you, thinking about me during the night????

Explanation: This SMS wasn’t going to Sergio, but to a friend of mine. He clearly had a point in his answer, but I still think that he’s gay. He didn’t answer that question either.
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To: physiotherapist
SMS: I just ate some yoghurt that poured down my lips. Who do you think I was thinking about?
Answer: Haha, you were thinking about me?

Explanation: I should text this to my boyfriend, who was at work. Instead I sent this to my physiotherapist. And he is also a sexy type