To: Handsome guy I have met a few times
SMS: God I’m boored of this life! It’s only drinking, and fucking. Now I want to get a boyfriend, don’t you think?
Answer: That wasn’t going to me, was it?
Explanation: Should send this to my best friend, but it accidently went to the boy I have met earlier. However, he asked me out on a date, and we are still a couple today. A good coincidence, right?
To: N (This guy I’m meeting)
SMS: I’m bored, laying in his bed while he’s peeing. Nothing is happening. I didn’t get here to talk about the weather, I want to make out. I have tried to give him the signs, but he doesn’t get them. gaah
Answer: I met this guy who liked me very much, and while he was away peeing I wrote this SMS to my friend. But instead of sending this to her, I sent it to the guy I was meeting. The situation after the SMS was a little awkward.
Explanation:
To: Sergio
SMS: I was thinking last night, and I realized that Sergio must be gay. Don’t you think? He hasn’t any girls at all, he never even talks about them. And on top of that, he always talks about other guys in magazines and TV-programs.
Answer: What about you, thinking about me during the night????
Explanation: This SMS wasn’t going to Sergio, but to a friend of mine. He clearly had a point in his answer, but I still think that he’s gay. He didn’t answer that question either.
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To: Mom
SMS: I’m online at facebook, looking up my dad’s hot friends. Mmm, grownups, I like it!
Answer: none
Explanation: Haha, my friend and I had this discussion about older guys earlier, and later on that night I checked out my dads friends, and was going to text my friend about it. When I saw that I texted this wrong, I ran down the stairs to my mom’s phone and deleted the SMS. A happy ending!
To: Uncle Edgar
SMS: I was at William last night, he had top class weed. We’re doing it again tonight if you want to come.
Answer: I’m texting this to your father immediately.
Explanation: I was going to send this to my friend, not my Uncle. Edgar didn’t want to follow the next evening.
