To: Mom
SMS: I saw your pictures at ”Guess her beaver”
Answer: What pictures?

Explanation: Three minutes after the first answer I got another SMS: “What are you talking about, that is a site about porn??”. The SMS was a prank against one of my female friends, but it went very wrong.

To: Mom
SMS: What have you done with your porn film?
Answer: Do you really need to have it?

Explanation: Should have sent this to my boyfriend, who had lost his porn film at my place. Unfortunately, my mom got the SMS.

To: Handsome guy I have met a few times
SMS: God I’m boored of this life! It’s only drinking, and fucking. Now I want to get a boyfriend, don’t you think?
Answer: That wasn’t going to me, was it?

Explanation: Should send this to my best friend, but it accidently went to the boy I have met earlier. However, he asked me out on a date, and we are still a couple today. A good coincidence, right?

To: big brother
SMS: Today when I bought a cucumber, I thought about your penis!
Answer: That is NOT normal

Explanation: My brother is so dumb; he didn’t even realize that this SMS was going to someone else then him. Off course I should send this to my boyfriend.

To: Hook up
SMS: It was nice. I was a little too drunk but she had an amazing body. I don’t know if I’m going to call her today, or if I should wait. What do you think?
Answer: Don’t wait any longer, call her today. Thanks for the compliment, btw : ) //Isabel

Explanation: It was really embarrassing when I got the answer, but now we’re best friends. It was better this way.